As David ‘call me Dave’ Cameron prepares to take up office as Prime Minister, he takes a phone call. What is his face saying?
Winner gets a topical prize of my choosing delivered to an address of your choosing. Your caption should be left in my comments.
“Hello. Yes. I need a cleaner please. Gordon’s left a floater in the loo. It’s disgusting. It’s brown, full of Sweet Corn and a piece of Lego. Ergh. The tramp didn’t even wipe his arse. Please come quick. I don’t think can do this alone.”
Kim Jong-il? Hi…yeah…I’ve done it…I’m in…
What are my orders master?
I appreciate your call but I’m quite happy with my current energy supplier
..so that’s a pepperoni deep pan…the address?, err yes it’s number 10…Downing Street…no really it is…what do you mean ‘i suppose you’re the prime minister’ actually I am…no, really…
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