It may be the lamest competition ever. But you WILL win something if you win. Here are the details:
You’ll win a chocolate bar – a mystery one of my choosing.
It will be posted.
It may get broken.
If the postman’s sack is hot, it may melt.
You can’t ask for a specific bar.
There is no cash alternative.
The winner will be my decission, and is final.
A winner can not be a winner if there’s only one result (so retweet it on Twitter).
If you have a nut allergy then you must specify if you win.
Please check the packaging for allergy and nutritional information before consumption.
I take no responsibility for any future weigh gain.
This competition and prize should be enjoyed as part of a healthy, balanced lifestyle.
Chocolate is not a meal replacement.
It does not count towards your five-a-day even if it’s Fruit & Nut.
I accept no responsibility for any death as a result of this competition.
Ok, legal over. Here’s the competition image:
3, 6, 9
the goose drank wine,
the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line….
DID YOU STEAL MY NAILVARNISH!?!?
Calm down, Love, I’m not posting this on the internet
haha back you witch,your curse will not work on me,