Conspiracy theories run rampant across Tower Hamlet’s balconies, so here I put the top rumours to you. Why do you think he’s anonymous?
I know who he is.
I know a few people who do. Either the world is nicer than we think when it comes to trust, or the PR door is kept firmly shut by force. Did you vote anyway?
I love it tesco.
I know who he/she is too. They’re nice.
Can I vote for more than one of the above?
Yep vote for a few if you think more than one suits… (See what I did there?
Secret’s out. I’m Paul Colman. Client-life on one side, Suit-life on the other, and Colman’s Life In The Middle… (See what I did?)
He’s actually a planner who dreams of being a suit!
Sorry, I should be clear – I’m not actually Paul Colman. I wouldn’t want Paul to be tarred with the Suit brush. He should be tarred with the Cage-Fighting Planner brush.
That, incidentally, is more information than I’ve ever revealed in public about myself.
I’ve met him. He doesn’t have a head; just a screen with a Twitter feed, and a tear… because he dreams, one day, of becoming a *real* man.
Shocker, that’s a whole new theory, well, less of a theory as you’ve met him. More fact really. So he’s more web 2.0 than man?
It’s true – Elika and I have met. She, interestingly, is just a big ball of snot that walks into stuff, and then swears inventively.
I thought about starting my own blog too but I’m just too lazy so, I guess I‘ll just have to keep checking yours out.
Haha, love it. We opted for the Tesco option, hope to see him on a Tesco ad very soon!
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I’ve met him. He’s the Stig.
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