Dan (on e-spam at work): Has anyone come across a black Nokia touch screen mobile phone that I have lost?

Allan: “What a twit.” (or similar) “He called yesterday from home after he’d gone to ask me to put it in his drawer as he’d left it.”

Allan again: “IN FACT I TEXTED YOU TO LET YOU KNOW!!!!”

Dan: “YES, TO MY MOBILE, WHICH YOU PUT IN THE DRAWER AT WORK! You div.”

Allan: “Oh.”

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